All atheists are SUPER special.
The views and opinions that they have on life are TOTALLY valid and contribute a LOT to our society as a whole.
All atheists are unique little snow flakes who are TOTALLY cool and away from the crowd.
We all have to REALLY listen to whatever edgy teenage youth has to say about religion as a whole next time we hear them!
*Must read in sarcastic tone for maximum effect*
Extra juicy bit: (Edit)
Neck beards are TOTALLY fashionable.
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But us non-atheists get holidays