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1/2/2016 4:08:17 AM
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[spoiler]lmao, alright, I'll one up you[/spoiler]
[i]The man grabs a small box from a friend, and walks past you, tipping his hat your way[/i]
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[b]She nods[/b] "I thought the Wild West died a while ago" [b]hinting at your clothing[/b]
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"Well, the spirit lives on in the Texans" [i]he jokingly says, the sadness making it sound like a pitiful joke, a shitty one[/i]
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"You sound sad...."
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"Sorry, depression hits like a fūcking truck"
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"That it does, just don't kill yourself"
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"I've tried, that's why I'm searching for either a military grade magnet, or a nuclear reactor to jump into. The only things that can kill me"
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[b]She slaps you [/b] "Don't even think about it"
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"Hey, I said I'm looking, didn't say I found one of either yet"
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"It would mean you're planning it"
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"Which I am"
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[b]She slaps you again[/b] "Don't! Suicide is for pussies that can't handle life! Are you a pussy, JT? Can you not handle life?"
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"One; how the hell do you know my name? And two; yes"
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"I'm the Alpha of another dimension, a dimension in which you weren't such a pussy"
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"Yeah, well that dimension me also died once and became a god, who currently has a girlfriend and is taking care of his nephew"
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"Wrong dimension"
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"Which one then?"
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"The one in which you lead 4 universes and own a PMC with over 20 billion people"
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"So this one with less people and more universes?"
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"Did I say billion? I meant quatrillion"
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"Damn, I'm a badass"
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"That isn't you, you are a sad piece of shit, suicide isn't the way" [b]She says as she walks away[/b]
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[b]He also walks away, focusing on the "sad piece of shit" part[/b]
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[spoiler]end[/spoiler]
