roast me based only on my username and profile pic or any way you can.
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I broke up with my ex girl so here is her numba [spoiler]sycke dats duhh Wong numba[/spoiler]
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Yo shoes are looking good. [spoiler]Just kidding.[/spoiler]
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That's what your mom said last night.
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Uhhh [spoiler]UGLY[/spoiler]
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I can only roast people I've heard of
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My fish have poop strands that are more impressive than your name.
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Mystic Poop? More like Mystic... [spoiler]UR MOM! XDDDDDDDDDD [/spoiler]
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Mystic poop<Holy shit
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*holds over fire, turning occasionally*
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Whoops. I seemed to have dropped my bag of "Care" back there.
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OP is Kylo Ren.
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You assume I care. [spoiler]Asshole.[/spoiler]
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Ur nothing
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Ur an pusi
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Have to care first before I can roast you
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Nu, too lazy
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That's actually me T-bagging you.