[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/197520909/0/0]Silvered Moons Overview[/url]
Little spoiler to help you imagine the Hunter before you start reading in case you are doing impressions.
[spoiler]Rhabby_V[/spoiler]
The Silvered Moons left in their ships to Venus. They scanned their surroundings as they got off their ships. There was a Hunter in the distance scouting the land.A white ghost above his shoulder.
"Where are the Shores of Time?" Sarah asked the Hunter.
The Hunter pointed to his right,
"Over there. Way, over there. Long walk, some of the paths are too narrow for sparrows. Wow, try saying that five times fast."
"Too narrow for sparrows. Too marrow for barrels..." Kabrina tried to say.
"Auggh," he groaned with annoyance. "Anyway I got stuff to do. Exotic engrams to farm. Hawkmoons to get. Vex to bag. I hate Mr.Fruit. That son of a..."
At that moment Abby thought about famous Hunters.
[i]Famous Hunters, Famous Hunters. Cayde-6?No. Andal Brask?Dead. No Hawkmoon, very salty. Rhabby_V recently lost his Hawkmoon in a bet. That's him![/i]
"-b****." Rhabby finished as Abby finished her thought.
"Why are you so salty?" Abby asked.
"I f***ing hate you. Don't tell Westlo. Or Christan," Rhabby said.
Sarah pulled out her Hawkmoon in and held her palms to mock him, "So you're jealous of me."
They saw through his helmet and his blue eyes gleamed.
"Let me see that," he smirked as reached out to grab it.
Before Sarah could steady it for aiming, Rhabby snatched the Hawkmoon and dashed toward his left.
Kabrina's ghost (with a violet shell) Indigo, immediately started tracking him.
"He is moving southeast at an alarming speed. Blinking too."
The Titan pondered this, for she couldn't blink.
"Sarah, you can blink because you're a Warlock, right? Same for you Abby because you are a Hunter," Kabrina said.
"Riiiight," they said.
"If you two can corner him, I'll catch up on my sparrow. Together, we will all confront him."
"Got it," Sarah replied.
Sarah's ghost, (with a white and grey shell) Lunar, peered from behind her.
"Lunar," she said, "Summon my sparrow."
With a flash, Sarah's hot pink sparrow teleported in. She climbed on.
She looked over and saw that Abby was on her golden sparrow, and winked.
"Last one to Rhabby owes the other person 5 strange coins!" Abby called as she zipped off on her sparrow.
After about 1 mile Rhabby was spotted. He was still running. Now he was panicking
"Salt," he called to his ghost ahead of him, "They're catching up." He panted as he blinked.
He glanced behind him. The Warlock with the pink shader was in front, riding her hot pink sparrow. Abby not to far behind.
"Those b******s," he muttered.
"How about my sparrow?"
His blue sparrow teleported in. He climbed on and zipped off.
Sixteen miles, seven hobgoblins ran over, nine close calls, and 19 blinks later Rhabby was cornered. Backed up against a cliff face. His sparrow had rammed into a minotaur and exploded.
Sarah was off her sparrow. She had her Stranger's Rifle aimed at his face.
Abby had her Thorn leveled to his face as well. Brina had caught up. Her Last Word was leveled at his face too.
"Give me back my Hawkmoon you a**hole," Sarah said sternly.
"Never you little b****. Not in a billion years. Not f***ing ever."
He stared behind the three at two guardians' helmets towering over theirs.
One was wearing the Inmost Light in a red shader. The other wearing the Ram with an orange shader.
[spoiler]It was Mr.Fruit and Blue Westlo[/spoiler]
"Another centimeter added to my a**hole," Rhabby groaned.
"Rhabby, we told you to wait. We are going to start trials soon!" Fruit yelled at him.
"We searched the whole damn Tower looking for you!And the Reef!You are such a f***ing renegade!"Blue added.
"Rhab, give the Warlock her Hawkmoon back. I've seen some serious Space Magic in my time," Fruit said.
"I'm supercharged and I'm not afraid to Space Magic you,Rhabby," Sarah replied.
"What have I ever done to you?" Rhabby said. He tried to run,but Sarah grabbed him by his cloak.
"If you got away,this memorywould make never able to trust any hunter. This would make my friend Abby devastated, then she will leave the Silvered Moons. Then Brina and I will never go nine and 0 in Trials of Osiris. This will make Kabrina rage. When Kabrina rages, there are explosions. When there are explosions like Brina's[i][b]MILLIONS WILL DIE!!![/b][/i]" she yelled.
He sighed and gave Sarah her Hawkmoon. He sniffled. Then he threw himself on the ground, throwing a tantrum yelling, "[b]I WANT MY HAWKMOON BACK!!!![/b]"
"What are we going to do with him?" Kabrina asked Mr.Fruit.
Realizing this problem, he whistled. A ship appeared.
"We could use a little help dragging him onto my ship," BlueWestlo said scratching the back of his helmet.
They managed to drag on Rhabby as he kicked, banged his fists against the ground, yelling and screaming things like: "[b]I HATE YOU!!![/b]" and, "[b]LET ME GO!!![/b]" don't forget the ever-popular, "[b]HAWKMOON, I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DISMANTLED YOUUU!!![/b]"
Rhabby pretty threw a fit like Tom Brady would if he ever lost a Super Bowl.(I hope he does)
"I'll take it from here," Blue said. There was an explosion of void light.
Blue yelled his famous catchphrase: "SPACE MAGIC JOHNSON, B****!"
[i]Rhabby_V is down[/i] flashed on the screen.
"Hey, thanks for tracking Rhabby down," Mr.Fruit said, "With his stupid invisible grenade he was impossible to track."
"Sarah would have done that to anyone who stole that exotic," Abby said.
"Gotta go. See ya later," Fruit said.
He got on Blue's ship and left.
Next time on The Silvered Moons: An Osiris Team Rising.
The first match.
Happy New Year!! Have great 2016!!!
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