as i sit on my ship, i think to myself "all these exotics don't feel... exotic, but what can i do? i'm just a hunter who talks to cayde all day" but then, an idea strikes. as i hop into my ship, i walk over to my stash of weapons. "i'm going to make the most destructive, biggest, fear bringing weapon in this galaxy" after a few hours i complete my task, and have made my dream weapon... THE GJALABREAKERTHORNMOONZHALOWORDSTIMULANTSPINDLE!!!! a beast of a weapon it is... but a beautiful one at that. i fly my ship to venus, i make my way south to the vex citidel and draw out every gate lord. as the gate lords surround me i load my weapon, i jump into the air firing a single rocket that destroys them all. "i have done it... i have created the exotic to end all exotics" i get bored, so i take my weapon into the crucible. as i join the match of rift, we win instantly, the existence of my weapon is enough to wipe out the entire enemy team four times. to this day i still use my weapon, people still envy me, and i still get drunk with cayde every friday night