After a while, Vlad hears footsteps, but sees no one. Curious, Vlad questioned the darkness in front of him, not expecting an answer. "Hello?" Vlad said. 5 minutes, Vlad heard a mumbling, 10 minutes, a faint chatter, 420 minutes later, Vlad heard... "TONIGHT ON WWE SMACKDOWN, THE LEGENDARY JOHN CENA FACES OFF AGAINST A SWEATY ROLEPLAYING RUSSIAN PORNSTAR NAMED VLAD" "Noooo!" Vlad cried, it was too late, John CENA stopped doing the "You can't see me" motion, and faced Vlad. "This can't be..." Vlad sighed, "what is his name?" He asked the guard. "HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!" A voice replied, but that voice was not the guards, that voice was Randy Ortan, who came to defend his proudest fapster. (Open to all) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)