As you can probably tell I got cheated on *cough* b*tch *cough* so I need creatives ways to get back at her
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One time every time I looked at my dick it got bigger so I just stared at it and it got 10 ft long. I went to have sex with a girl and she laughed at me because my dick went back to being 1 millimeter long. Turns out I was hullucinating the whole time... Forever virgin