Luke smith is fat af and needs to know it! He sat on oryx and after crushing him to death with his legendary weight, wore his ass like a hat. Please bump this so bungie sees this and can force like into a diet and losing some of his girth.
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How do you know that you can actually wear luke smith as a hat though? I find your claim to be highly dubious to say the least and I will call shenanigans until you are able to present evidence to substantiate your claim that mr smith is wearable as a hat. I know this is the internet and that facts should not be questioned but to say one human being may accessorize another as a head garment is proposterous.