Tell your rubbish jokes here where you probably won't get laughed at or called retarded ;-)
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I ate 4 cans of Alphabet Soup today. Im expecting an epic vowel movement.
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What do you get when you cross a Giraffe with a Hedgehog? [spoiler]A giant Toothbrush...[/spoiler]
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What's large grey and doesn't matter? [spoiler]an irrelephant [/spoiler]
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What do you give a sick bird? [spoiler]tweetment[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]knock knock[/spoiler] Who's there [spoiler]daisy[/spoiler] Daisy who? [spoiler]Daisy me Rollin', they hatin[/spoiler]
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella [spoiler]fo drizzle[/spoiler]
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please bump for later?
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What do sprinters eat before a race? [spoiler]nothing. They fast[/spoiler]
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Who is the king of the classroom? [spoiler]the ruler[/spoiler]
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How did Darth Vader know what luke got him for Christmas [spoiler]he felt his presents[/spoiler]
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What is a wok? [spoiler]a wok is sumting you twow at wabbits [/spoiler]
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What happens when you trust someone in #Offtopic? [spoiler]Han Solo was killed by his son Kylo Ren[/spoiler]
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Why did Adele cross the road?? [spoiler]to say hello from the other side[/spoiler]
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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? [spoiler]Dam.[/spoiler]
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What's H2O4 [spoiler]Drinking[/spoiler]
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What did Gandhi say after he was shot? [spoiler]Ow.[/spoiler]
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Are you Irish cos my penis be dublin
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What's brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? [spoiler]seperating them from the wheel chair[/spoiler]