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12/29/2015 3:29:12 AM
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[b]A lady with red hair, pale skin, and sky blue eyes walks in, wearing skinny jeans, a blue tight tank top, and a cropped black leather jacket, and she sits at the bar, ordering a whiskey and throwing her hair over her right shoulder [/b]
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Augustus slides in next to her. "I'll have whatever the pretty lady here is having."
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[b]The bartender slides over 2 whiskeys[/b]
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Augustus downs it quickly, and throws it behind him, it shattering on the floor, and looks at the woman. "Did you sit in sugar?"
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[b]She looks you in the eyes[/b] "Why, because my ass is sweet? Because you haven't seen sweet until you've seen your face" [b]she says flirtatiously, with a heavy Texan accent [/b]
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Augustus smiles. "You know someone is perfect when they finish your lines. How about we f*ck our brains out in the bunks? Sound like a plan?"
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[b]She chuckles a little bit, and speaks [/b] "Sorry, I'm not a cheap whore, though I may be speaking to one" [b]she jokingly, yet truthfully says[/b]
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"Not a cheap whore. Just extremely horny. Now, how can I get in your pants?"
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"Simple; you close your eyes, jack off, and realize you ain't fūcking me"
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"I've done that too much recently. You want another? I'll pay."
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"The drinks here are free..."
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"Damnit! So... No sex for me?"
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"That's kinda what I've been saying this whole time, no"
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"Then why have you slept with three-fourths of the team but not me?"
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"I slept with 3 people, and one was 20 years ago..."
