And that's not a problem! Is it overused? Absolutely. But why? [b]BECAUSE IT'S A -blam!-ING BASKET OF FUN.[/b]
I don't wear vibrating pants to work because they help me design better, I wear them [b][i]for the THRILLS.[/i][/b] Mida is all the excitement of a new lover without finding out they're crazy two months later and you've already named a cat together. [b]MIDA IS THE CAT. [/b]RETURN THE RING FRODO! [b]YOU [i]MUST.[/i][/b]
Mordor keeps a watchful [b]eye[/b] and Mida is the [b][i]overly large sunglasses[/i][/b] that hide the tears you create when you go to work and realize [b][i]Mida isn't real![/i][/b]
....Or is it? A wise man once said to me:
[quote]I'll give you so much weird, you won't know how to wipe it off.[/quote]
That man was me, and even I could not understand it until using the [b]Mida.[/b]
Guess how many uses there are for peanuts? [b]A -blam!-ING LOT.[/b] But peanut butter is the most fun, and that is why I lather up with it daily.
[b]MIDA[/b] makes you run fast. I ran track for [i][b]5[/b][/i] years, and I'd have had far less shameful losses if I was toting that scout rifle with me for the 400 yd dash.
[spoiler]zoom zoom mother -blam!-er[/spoiler]
The band [b][u]Tool[/u][/b] takes their name from the Mida Multi-Tool. [b]I just had to correct that sentence 3 times,[/b] because auto-correct changes [b][i]Mida[/i][/b] to [b][i]kids.[/i][/b]
[spoiler]Kids should not use guns or run with scissors [/spoiler]
Do you know the square root of [b][i]4,761?[/i][/b] Mida does. It's also a calculator. A [b][i]fast[/i][/b] calculator. You can use it for your math test, go dig a trench, then pick up the tab for bae at a mediocre Italian restaurant. [b][i]All because of Mida.[/i][/b]
[quote]Our dearest Mida
Exotic be thy scout
Your head shots come
Body shot fun
On Twilight gap, as on all maps
Give us this day our daily medal
Back in action double down
Lord Shaxx screaming to the whole town
Believe not what I see
Two Downs [b]THEY'VE CAPTURED ZONE B[/b]
Lead us with your blue HUD
And deliver us from scrubs
[/quote]
[b][i]-MIDA MULTI-TOOL to itself, 2K15[/i][/b]
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Yes. Falling in love with it all over again now.
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Awesome post I enjoy it also:)
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I got lost in the first bit. What in the -blam!- is going on here.
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Yeah man love this gun with my Hunter and exotic boots. I am a blur when I run by other gaurdians in crucible
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Where's the "get in here" ?
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I love this guy lol
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I mean mida being overused isn't odd. Xur just sold it, so every kid has one now. It's like when he sold red death. It's all I saw for a few weeks.
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THIS is what the forums should be like! Thank you, sir!
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I have never bitched about a character class or weapon in the forums, ever! That said, this current meta in general is the worst so far for Destiny in my opinion. Melee only battles would be more entertaining than the current sniper/scout/pulse rifle meta to me; so boring!
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You do realize that by SCREAMING from the rooftops how much any gun rocks you attract the NERF TROLLS right? Genius.
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I approve of this message.
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The gun itself, the way it handles is pretty balanced IMO. But having that extra agility is so clutch. Especially with dance machines. It's the perfect counter for snipers, which is all anyone is using for the most part.
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This about sums that up...
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Mida ain't got shit on the sun. Beeeeeeeeatch. Fite me. [b][i]PRAISE THE SUN![/i][/b]
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No one cares
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You fools don't know about the majestic god-tier weapon that is the SUROS DIS-43. You would all be using that over the MIDA if you understood how powerful it is.
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PONE, you are officially insane. Congratulations!
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#awesomesauce
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Get in here
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the reticle on it still sucks
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Love you pone <3
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Yee <3
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This post made my day. Finally some one that agrees its all about having fun. Also lol "usage at an all time high" xur just sold it during Xmas xD
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Edited by KidGreengene: 12/28/2015 9:58:09 PMNow that I think about it; since November, it feels like there has been an 8% decrease in vibration in my pants.