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"You're gonna break it, aren't you?" [b]He passes you the chip[/b]
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[b]He tosses it in his personal dimension, the Void, before closing the gate[/b] "Yup. It's getting crushed into literal nothingness right now"
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"You just doomed me"
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"Well, you'll have lived a happy life. And I can grant you immortality"
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"No immortality of sanity, and soul"
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"Well shit"
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"You doomed me"
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"And I apologize"
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"You d-doomed me, you religiously -blam!-ED ME"
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"Hey man, use this" [b]he says, handing him a chip with violas personality on it; a spare[/b]
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"What's this"
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"Just put it in man, don't you trust me?"
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"Not after you religiously fųcked me"
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"That's... True, look just put the damn chip in"
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"Fine" [b]he rams it into the port [/b]
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[b]He hears the voice of Viola [/b] "Yoooo, what's up, it's alpha, I'm inside you now"
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[i]What![/i] "W-what did it do"
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Hunter: "congrats, you now have Viola- er, Alpha as an onboard A.I for yourself"
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"Can I mentally bang her"
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"Why not"
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"Think of her as Cortana and yourself as master chief. Actually, that's the exact scenario"
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"Don't see how this helps the fact that I'm RELIGIOUSLY FŲCKED"
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"If you die; this has a vessel. You're helping someone when you die"
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"A female in a male body"