{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
12/27/2015 6:32:46 PM
1
-
"Holy shit"
-
Edited by Asharru: 12/27/2015 6:39:22 PM"It's becoming less though, it won't have to be fed for a while"
-
"Alright then"
-
[b]He nods[/b] "So, what's up?"
-
"Not all too much brah, usual shit"
-
"Traveling to hell and -blam!-ing demonic hoes?" [b]he says with a shudder [/b]
-
"Hey bro, that was before I got a girl"
-
"That memory keeps coming back like herpes" [b]he says with a laugh[/b]
-
"Well, be glad none of them had herpes"
-
"Actually, 95%~ of the population has herpes"
-
"We have insanely good medical teams down there, there's no herpes"
-
"Aha"
-
"Indeed"
-
"How's Cthulu going?"
-
"Not bad, him and Jennifer been taking yoga classes"
-
"Jennifer?"
-
"His wife, a female of his species, cthuluian"
-
"Aww, that's cute" [b]he says with a light tune of jealousy[/b]
-
"Is that jealousy I hear?"
-
"N-no" [b]he says unconvincingly[/b]
-
"Don't lie to me man, I can hear it in your voice"
-
"Yes...." [b]he silently says as he looks at the ground[/b]
-
"Don't worry man, you'll find someone"
-
"Who'd want to be with a person that has a chip that feeds on their soul?"
-
"You'd be surprised how many demons in hell would"
