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Edited by Spawn:
12/27/2015 2:09:58 PM
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Being bald on Destiny
I don't know if this happens to anyone else but I am sick of being kicked because I admit to being bald when someone says "oh you sound like you have no hair" etc etc. Just because I'm bald doesn't mean I can't shoot as good as you. I've met some bald guys on this game that are amazing but when I'm joining some randomers raid it has genuinely made me nervous of talking because you never know how hairy they will be.
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1 ReplyEdited by DwyerCA: 12/27/2015 6:53:22 PMI heard Black Ops 3 is really supporting the bald agenda, so much so, that their unofficial community manager is bald.
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I get kicked because I have a Playstation 4. So unfair.
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I'm bald, I cry all the time.
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1 ReplyEdited by Redguywins: 12/27/2015 1:23:42 PM[quote]I don't know if this happens to anyone else but I am sick of being kicked because I admit to being bald when someone says "oh you sound like you have no hair" etc etc. Just because I'm bald doesn't mean I can't shoot as good as you. I've met some bald guys on this game that are amazing but when I'm joining some randomers raid it has genuinely made me nervous of talking because you never know how hairy they will be.[/quote] I can't stand bald ppl. Only thing worse than a bald person is their damn voice. Keep your head covered because the rest of us would rather concentrate on the raid than our reflections when you stumble out in front of us. [spoiler]10/10[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesInb4 gays come in and start throwing shit
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After reading the original which made me lose faith in the community a little bit more... This is absolutely brilliant! A fellow baldy! Baldians unite! [spoiler]First forum post :D[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOmg someone finally said it! I have a rare condition where my hair grows into my body rather than out of the follicles so I appear bald but, in my heart, I know I have hair. [spoiler]literally, it's gotten into my heart[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIt took me years to come to terms with balding. Up until 6 years ago i tried to grow my hair out and cover my receding lines. I accepted the fact and since shave no blade. Since then my performance on joysticks has improved a large amount due to being more aerodynamic. My advice to anyone leading down this path, accept and embrace it. Gaming only gets better afterwards.
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1 ReplyGrow a beard. Those elitists have a hard time differentiating hairline and beard when I play sitting upside down. Haven't been kicked once yet!
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1 ReplyPeople probably think you are kkk material.
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1 ReplyGet a toupe like trumps.
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Watch one punch man and you'll feel better.
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Alright Larry David!
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5 RepliesComb over.....problem solved
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Omg lol
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1 ReplyEdited by Elitespear: 12/27/2015 1:14:35 PMHaving read the post this makes fun of, yours made me smile. I am deeply concerned however. Right now I'm having no trouble getting a group for the daily mission, patrol and sepiks prime strike but I have a receding hairline. When it goes what am I going to do? How will I get my vanguard bounties done? I'll need to play free for all!
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They mean your a whimp. They mean no hair on your balls
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[quote] "oh you sound like you have no hair" etc etc. Just because I'm [u]bald[/u] doesn't mean I can't shoot as good as you. [/quote] Head or balls?
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That's why I main a hunter. I have a cloak to hide it.
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[quote]"oh you sound like you have no hair" etc etc. [/quote] I lost it there
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The struggle is real.
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2 RepliesBald satire is hilarious [spoiler]*bad[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI feel your pain brotha
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3 RepliesNope, try again homie.
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1 ReplyBaldism is a plague on destiny.. I haven't a hair in my shiny domed head..I hide it well, as seeing as none of my fellow guardians can actually see me I tend to speak in a voice like Dave Grohl coz he has lots of hair.I also think playing some death metal loudly over my mic helps too coz they all seem to be hairy fckers as well 😝😝😝
