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12/27/2015 8:15:27 AM
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[b]A 5ft tall version of Cthulhu wearing jeans and a grey t-shirt sits next to Derek, by the campfire[/b]
((Open))
English
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*puts sword away* do you know it? is it dangerous?
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"It's my nephew, and he's harmless"
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oh ok sorry little cthulu my name is reaper
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"Sup reaper" [b]he says, and the armored man sits beside him. [/b]"hey uncle Hunter"
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hello hunter.
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"Sup" [b]he says, removing the helmet to reveal a man with red hair, a red beard, and a scar over his right eye[/b]
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Wow, thats a big scar. What happened?
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"Explosion knocked a piece of metal from a roof down on my face. I've been through worse"
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*reaper detaches his arm* I have a robot arm, some asshole chopped it off in a swordfight.
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"I've got a cyborg arm, leg, and died once."
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You died!? what? how?
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"Yeah, purged a race of robots that was at war with humanity in a different galaxy, got sniped, finished the fight, died, came back as the God of hell, gave the job to my brother Cthulhu, came to this dimension with my squad"
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Thats sounds so cool! Isnt Cthulhu a squid like creature, you dont look like a squid.
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"Yeah, he's in hell right now with mommy"
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Dont you miss your parents? or are you able to visit hell whenever you want?
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"Uncle Hunter opens portals too and from hell whenever I ask him to"
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You have a really cool uncle uhhhh... whats your name little cthulhu?
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"All the guys in the family are called Cthulhu"
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Well i guess you cant mess up names. What are the girls called?
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"Jennifer"
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well, thats rather.... interesting. Why are you here and not in hell?
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"My daddy said hell was no place for a child"
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This place isnt really safe either. Are you going to go there when you are an adult?
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"Yeah, gonna go and rule it"
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Haha, ill be sure to pay king little cthulhu a visit if thats possible.
