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12/26/2015 10:35:17 PM
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"Well, when I first got on a cruiser, the NTR Alamo, we were engaged in a space battle. We crashed, and I was the rank of private. Now, we we're carrying some nobles, and I was tasked with training those ten for a makeshift team. I trained them, they became my best friends, we were an elite team; the ten hunter legion, or the hunters legion. Our job was to be stealthy and assassinate generals on the field. We were eventually deployed in my first of 3 wars, and 8 of us were gunned down. It was me and 2 others. One of our own shot the other; he betrayed us, and he tried to kill me. I got shot in the knee, and fled by helicopter after executing him. I eventually found that general and killed him"
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Cthulhu: "yeah, the wife named it to keep me away from the bees arse" Hunter: "yeah, my brother is the only guy I've ever met with a bee fetish"
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Edited by Asharru: 12/26/2015 11:38:37 PM"Male bees are lucky....and bees are cute....sometimes..."
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Cthulhu: "see! This guy gets it!" [b]Mrs Cthulhu walks in[/b] MC: "what's that dear?" Cthulhu: "nothing baby" [b]JT grabs you and leaves, getting back out to the street [/b]
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"What a nice guy"
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Edited by JayTea: 12/26/2015 11:44:50 PM"Yeah, he's pretty chill" [b]he says, and he stands outside the bees arse[/b]
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"Must be cosy"
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"It's a strip club where you can fūck the strippers, of course"
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"Are they bees tho"
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"Like, 2 of them, yes. The others are either human, or the 2 goats we have for the welsh guys"
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"G-goats....i don't even"
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"Hey man, the welsh are friggin mental. Anyways, you go in first"
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"A-alright" [b]he carefully walks in[/b]
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[b]Its a regular strip club, but the back rooms are overflowing, and women walk around, some even sit on men's clothed laps while they talk[/b] "I'm joking, there's no goats or bees man"
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"But the bees"
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"Go find one on the street!"
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"There are bees walking around?! I swear, this place gets weirder and weirder"
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"Fūck yeah it's weird!" [b]he says, and he walks after a redheaded hooker[/b]
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"She looks like a girl I know" [b]He innocently says[/b]
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"Well, she's hot, and I'm into redheads!" [b]he yells to you, going to the back rooms[/b]
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"She is the girl I knew....I think..."
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"Then I'm fūcking your bitch!"
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"She's not my bitch you ass!"
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"Then I'm fūcking your friend!"
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"Not a friend either!"
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"Doesn't matter, had sex!"
