On My Warlock.
I soloed Atheon and landed the final blow with exotic Khvostov and, obviously, opened the Vault behind Atheon. As any remotely smart Guardian knows this allows you to confront the [b]SECRET BOSS,[/b] Xylar the Timeless. Killing Xylar solo using only a Year 69420 Ballerhorn took me a couple hours but eventually I [b][i]DEFEATED XYLAR[/i][/b].
Again, everybody knows that killing Xylar with only a Year 69420 Ballerhorn allows you to access the [b][i]FORGES OF XYLAR[/i][/b], a hidden area [i]much[/i] more prestigious than the Lighthouse on Mercury (that shit is overrated af tbh all you get is some lame emblem and a gun but the guns only drop at up to 320??? Come on I'm trying to get better guns here Jesus). The Forges of Xylar allow you to re roll [b]ANY WEAPON [/b] except for the stuff from the updated year 1738 edition of Xyro, Ehe Nekat Gnik. Naturally I wanted to become a [b][i]MLG420666DrAgShOt69PvPer,[/i][/b] so I re rolled my 1000 Yard Stare. The one I originally had gotten was from Executor Hideo, the Vanguard Quartermaster. Surely you know him? Lol y'all must be [u]Christmas noobs.[/u]
Anyway, the roll I received from the Forges of Xylar was something special and never before seen reward! It gave me a Reskinned and Renamed variant of the 1000 Yard Stare called the [b][i]NO LAND BEYOND[/i][/b]. I got a year 21 version too and my 1000 Yard Stare was original only year 679, what a [i]massive[/i] upgrade! Thank you Xylar! Now I can 420 Blaze the path to reclamation [b][i][u]ALL DAY LONG![/u][/i][/b]
[b]yay.[/b]
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