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Edited by Kimchi Shadow:
12/25/2015 11:22:43 AM
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Brace Yourselves!
Christmas Noobs are coming!
How will you fend off the squeakers? Will you embrace your very own Kinderguardian and guide them in the ways of old? Do you not give a rat's ass about it all?
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All 20 of them?
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It is 0630 EST; the first wave is inbound! Variks, get on coms! We need to know what these squeakers are saying without having our ears bleed... Shaxx, prep the crucible arenas; there is a lot of fresh meat headed to the grinder today. Xûr.... Just do you, half these new recruits will not even notice your existence. Reveal yourself when the time is right. Tess! Be ready to fill your coffers with a new group of poor fools wanting to be special snowflakes. Remember, you don't sell merchandise, you sell dreams! We don't have long until their versions are up to date and everyone is on the same patch, so stay frosty people, we have noobs upon us!
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1 ReplyAbout time. The only time of the year where my K/D stays above 1.0
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2 RepliesI haven't played for 3 months, I didn't quit, I didn't had wifi and gold 😔
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Turn my gave volume down to one. Last word will fend off the noobs!
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2 RepliesWell last year we had kinder guardians because there was a destiny release prior to Christmas. Right now there hasn't been a publicity push so should we be expecting an influx of Christmas noobs?
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3 RepliesHere we go again!
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That is one hilarious ass picture.
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1 ReplyThis is the refer a friend season. Catch the kids as soon as they appear.
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3 RepliesDon't worry I doubt not as many new players will be coming into destiny like last year lol
