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Y u do dis?
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so i can sit on your face after i kick your ass *pulls out sword and bows*
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[b][i][u]Stabs You In The Shoulder Teleports Away [/u][/i][/b]
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*grabs bleeding shoulder and teleports to your location*
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[b][i][u]Kicks You In The Gut Laughs Uncontrollably [/u][/i][/b]
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*pukes on your face and laughs as well*
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I DEEM YOU OATHBREAKER!!! *Thousands of Irish ninjas swarm you and drag you away*
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[b]after being dragged all the way to ireland[/b] *finally manages to gets loose and kills one of the ninjas but is surrounded by an army of them*
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*The ninjas make you listen to bagpipes as they dance on your body*
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*punches the weak little ninjas away and pulls his sword* [b]come on, fight me you little -blam!-s![/b]
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*They cut off your limbs with their broadswords and send the Little Folk to bury you*
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*uses magic to create new (weaker) limbs and starts killing ninjas*
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*The Little Folk curse you so that your magic does the reverse*
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*grabs 4 sticks and uses them as limbs* *creates a magic deathbeam to make an opening in the sea on ninjas and runs a little bit away from them*