I finally watched Star Wars VII and enjoyed it, however, the big spoiler of (ACTUAL SPOILER AHEAD)
[spoiler]Han Solo's death[/spoiler], was ruined for me on the 17th. I sighed and said to myself "Well this can't get any worse."
The next day I woke up feeling a tightness in my chest and having a ton of difficulty breathing, so I went to my doctor and found out I had asthma.
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I had a tightness in my ass... [spoiler]found a dick in there[/spoiler]