I stay high on the love our Lord and savior Jesus.
He makes me feel as if I am floating on a cloud of enlightenment every moment of every day.
His love is what carries me through the trials with a light heart and a steady aim.
I vanquish my enemies in a timely manner knowing that he is shinning his divine presence down on me.
His love just fills me with so much joy I am about to burst. Every second of every day I feel like a new person and can do anything.
Lets all pray together for divine guidance and spiritual rebirth so that yall can feel his love the same as me and you can abandon your wicked sinful ways and walk in the light of our lord.
Remember.
Jesus loves all his children.
He just loves some of us more than the rest of you.
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I get high on weed but Jesus is beast
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This is a copypasta right?
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Let me get stoned them I'll read this again. You lost me pretty quick there.
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Fiction, all fiction
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Mohammed is older than Jesus. Haha! If you do actual research, you'll learn the Koran predates the bible.
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And it's all based on the Sumerian scriptures, which was the first
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Fun stuff. Faith is nothing more than humanity following human nature.
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The best part of religion is I know who to ignore.
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Dregs4dayz
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You understand that your religion started as a mushroom sex cult right?
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Only on full moon
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Jesus actually loves everyone equally. You must be high if you think otherwise. Prick.
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Not Catholic's
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Try saying that to all the children in Africa starving to death
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Not all of them are starving to death. Yes the African culture may be underdeveloped but they were okay until foreigners got involved. Hell, why do you think the Middle East is trying to bomb the "Western Devil?" We invaded their way of life. We still are.
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Its just a test. But this to shall pass.
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See how Jesus works? He brought you to help fix my grammar. Its wondrous indeed.
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Bore off. Religion is control and the reason for most wars for centuries. If I sat here and wrote a post about Allah being great and good you would be offended it works both was keep your religious views to yourself
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Not really. I'd make fun of them too. Want to see some cartoons of Mohammad?
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Amen!