There once was a Cabal And his name was Pa'ul He is very big And his face looks like a pig He used to be in a band But now he just plays in the sand He enjoys building a sand castle Because music was such a hassle Along came a Psion Who is named Orion He was a prick And quite the dick He picked on Pa'ul The pig faced Cabal Always calling him names And tripping him during Skyburner games On a really bad day for Pa'ul He took quite the fall He painfully broke his leg On a tiny little Dreg A flattened Dreg Who used to sit on a keg On the Dreg he found a shock pistol With the name tag Crystal He took Crystal That flattened Dregs pistol He limped to the Psion Who was named Orion He shot him in the head And now he is dead Pa'ul let out a loud cry As a tear fell from his eye