The single reason that I hate my life is because 12 year olds get laid more than me. This is pathetic.

This is the girl you all think you're talking too except she has a dick between her legs as well. Merry Christmas :)

Mine is like a wood and leather frame with 4 screws with metal inserts on the front and back for the side parts of the frame and it gets somewhat squeaky no matter how tight the screws are but I was thinking of packing some clothes between the frame and the wall since the head of my bed is right against the wall and the foot has about 2 inches of free space but I have yet to try it. Or even just doing everything on the width of the bed opposed to the length if you have a queen because any frame is more sturdy with side to side motions.

Muted

Wait you talk about sex, your mom has brain cancer so you can't have a squeaky bed.... I need you to post a selfie that says mango 2016 next to your face. If you don't have that you're not a woman and more a man looking for man attention. So let's see it

Only real men do it wherever, whenever it arises.

If you're not making noise you're not doing it right.

Sex is bad

Stop humping your care bear so violently.

Maybe make this a poll. I'm on the fence. Metal creaks a lot if it is just bolted together, and wood has a much higher chance of breaking if it is poorly constructed and is made of soft wood (like pine, which is the crap most store bought crap is made of). I would go with a hand constructed hardwood bed

Still weird

Maybe this will be The First Curse but... I'll be the Ice Breaker. I have a Obsidian Mind and I'm gonna give you the Truth. I'm not a Vex offender but Baby I'm feeling really Thorny. Because you already gave me a Hard Light. We don't need a Chaperone. We can just go back to my place in Monte Carlo And use Fabians Stratagy, The Ram, or The Stag maneuver While listening to the Ace of Spades. Now with your Grips of No Tomorrow, Grab my Ghallahorn and watch the wolf pack rounds explode. I'm the Lord of Wolves for a reason;) I don't have a Black Hammer, And I feel the need to mention I don't have Patience and Time, so you'll always see me coming. While I would never say Don't Touch Me, I need to know: Are you like the Templar and have Harpies? Or do you have the Red Death? Cause if not, I'd love to see your Dark Below. Just let your Nexus open, Move your Gatekeeper, And I'll eat your Lucky Rasberry, cause I got the Hunger of Crota. Just warn me before you Necrogasm. Hopefully my Luck In The Chamber works But don't worry about Hereafter, Cause I've got some Super Good Advice. It's not like we have No Back Up Plans, we'll just use Plan C. Maybe next time we can have the Shield Brothers over and they could strike you. If you're into it, The Third Man can watch as you give me the Oracles delight. Needless to say but this may have been our Destiny to meet here. Until next time, you can have The Last Word.

Little worried what your doing since your hashtag says "[u]Fist[/u]worldproblems" Also FYI, your whole picture is throwing me off, if your a girl, guys typically like the noise the bed makes. If your a dude, why you no like the sound? Keeps the rhythm going..... Yall can put a Lenny here or whatever now.