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Edited by RoseScythe:
12/23/2015 4:05:21 AM
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Beat Oryk, father of Croat. Also 320 Helmet!
Is good time conquer Oryk today.
Fireteam of Titan, Titan, Warlock, Warlock, Hunter, Hunter. Round of last. I jump to tower, full auto on the gun. Ogre is kill but where knight is?
Then death! Architect is give me secret kill.
Is wipe, team say? Is wipe?
But wait! Activate radiant and is rise from ash like phoenik bird. Knight is run. KNIGHT IS RUN! Unable to stop like kamikaze. One, two, three bang is go the gun. Five million shoot him in the hip then run to middle man.
Whoa! Is very close of the call, but no time to calm! Oryk is slam!
Is shoot Oryk in chest and run to blacks. Boom! All go white is like Chernobyl. King of Taken destroy!
What loot is?
[spoiler]320 Helmet and rifle of scout![/spoiler]
Is edit: Thank. Is Gorothog fight more excite. Also loot of 2 times boot. One white. Other black. Also Shard of the Mouldering.
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Stand on one foot do a triple back flip of a cliff sprout wings and fly into an airplane's windshield. The impact should shatter it. Once inside you will encounter the co-pilot who is Russian. Threaten to beat him with a rock unless he teaches you the Russian language in less than fifteen seconds. Once you know Russian run into the passenger cabin screaming incoherent babble in Russian. At this point you should remove your pants. Put your rock on someone's lap and sit on it like its your newly laid egg and you're the last of your species. Then turn your head around 180 degrees and look the guy you're sitting on directly in the eyes, touch his forehead with your forehead and begin violently growling until your vocal folds detach. Once they detach cough them up and lay them on your rock to help keep it warm for the coming winter.
