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Edited by RoseScythe:
12/23/2015 4:05:21 AM
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Beat Oryk, father of Croat. Also 320 Helmet!
Is good time conquer Oryk today.
Fireteam of Titan, Titan, Warlock, Warlock, Hunter, Hunter. Round of last. I jump to tower, full auto on the gun. Ogre is kill but where knight is?
Then death! Architect is give me secret kill.
Is wipe, team say? Is wipe?
But wait! Activate radiant and is rise from ash like phoenik bird. Knight is run. KNIGHT IS RUN! Unable to stop like kamikaze. One, two, three bang is go the gun. Five million shoot him in the hip then run to middle man.
Whoa! Is very close of the call, but no time to calm! Oryk is slam!
Is shoot Oryk in chest and run to blacks. Boom! All go white is like Chernobyl. King of Taken destroy!
What loot is?
[spoiler]320 Helmet and rifle of scout![/spoiler]
Is edit: Thank. Is Gorothog fight more excite. Also loot of 2 times boot. One white. Other black. Also Shard of the Mouldering.
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Edited by Bucket of Tears: 12/22/2015 6:44:26 PMIs post best of week. Laughing stop not.
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2 RepliesOH MY GOD... VARIKS! GET YOUR ASS HERE AND START TRANSLATING!!!
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1 ReplyRead this as Ken Jeong playing Ben Chang performing as Mr. Miyagi in Community.
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WTF!!??
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The father of croatia
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English much?
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Well sir. You just made my day. Congratulations
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3 RepliesCoins of Three is was popped?, asked; teammates agree. But stop! Oryk no Coins takes. Stupid! STUPID! all cry. Oryk Shadow if coins - Exotic drops. Because Mode of challenge! all sixteen blacks detonate, and four shadows also!
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Impossible to read and not sound like im russian lol good stuff
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[i]Much wow, Such amaze.[/i]
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[b] [/b]
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2 RepliesWas I the only one or did anyone else read this in an old Japanese man accent?
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Best broken english ever. thank you for participating
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1 ReplyBeet I of eyetheon in glass vault?
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If oryk is kill [spoiler]THEN WHO WAS FONE[/spoiler]
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What if Oryk no kill? [spoiler]420% didn't think so[/spoiler]
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http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cleveland/images/e/e3/Patrikmieghan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100927150457
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Ran a race in SRL came in 3rd got 319 helm
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5 RepliesEdited by PikachuBombSquad: 12/21/2015 8:06:38 PMcozmo, can he please write the next weekly update? We tune weapons, sniper rifle no work now, balance is restored!
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I love this
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I am reading this for the third time, and I still can't stop laughing
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Whad da fux
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This is glorious
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3 RepliesDid anyone else read this while imagining the voice of trolls from the Witcher?
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Oryk.......try not to think of the vacuum cleaner brand now
