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Edited by RoseScythe:
12/23/2015 4:05:21 AM
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Beat Oryk, father of Croat. Also 320 Helmet!
Is good time conquer Oryk today.
Fireteam of Titan, Titan, Warlock, Warlock, Hunter, Hunter. Round of last. I jump to tower, full auto on the gun. Ogre is kill but where knight is?
Then death! Architect is give me secret kill.
Is wipe, team say? Is wipe?
But wait! Activate radiant and is rise from ash like phoenik bird. Knight is run. KNIGHT IS RUN! Unable to stop like kamikaze. One, two, three bang is go the gun. Five million shoot him in the hip then run to middle man.
Whoa! Is very close of the call, but no time to calm! Oryk is slam!
Is shoot Oryk in chest and run to blacks. Boom! All go white is like Chernobyl. King of Taken destroy!
What loot is?
[spoiler]320 Helmet and rifle of scout![/spoiler]
Is edit: Thank. Is Gorothog fight more excite. Also loot of 2 times boot. One white. Other black. Also Shard of the Mouldering.
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1 ReplyIs good kill Oryk, much happy with you.
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I've got the pentagons top cryptologist a working 24/7 trying to figure out what you just said.
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Stand on one foot do a triple back flip of a cliff sprout wings and fly into an airplane's windshield. The impact should shatter it. Once inside you will encounter the co-pilot who is Russian. Threaten to beat him with a rock unless he teaches you the Russian language in less than fifteen seconds. Once you know Russian run into the passenger cabin screaming incoherent babble in Russian. At this point you should remove your pants. Put your rock on someone's lap and sit on it like its your newly laid egg and you're the last of your species. Then turn your head around 180 degrees and look the guy you're sitting on directly in the eyes, touch his forehead with your forehead and begin violently growling until your vocal folds detach. Once they detach cough them up and lay them on your rock to help keep it warm for the coming winter.
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This is awesome
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Love the hashtags
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Edited by loshax21: 12/21/2015 1:33:58 PMPutin, what did this man say
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Google translator is obviously having problems
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1 Reply"Variks get on the comms, what did he say!"
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Didn't know Stalin plays Destiny.
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4 RepliesEdited by natsta058: 12/21/2015 12:01:03 PMVARIKS, GET ON THE COMMS. WHAT DID HE SAY?
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2 warlocks? No wonder your so close to 320
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Top Kek
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Dude you're so close to 320
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Like i like. To synth make to pop
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lol good shit dude
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Let's try to communicate with it. Translate the message, we will.
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Wtf did i just readed
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5 RepliesDidn't realise Borat played destiny too....
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3 Replies"A triptych of Hive runes; said to be uncrackable!"
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Is nice!
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1 ReplyBut what if oryk was not kill...
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But what if Oryk were not kill?
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4 RepliesWas time of celebrate no? Drink dance like drink dance never before. Now must kill king of king of taken. Person of the type shadey Eris named, no?
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4 RepliesKnight is run. Run very fast like dog
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8 RepliesHow did daughters die? 1 2 3 up. Bam boom splat dead is snipes. Relic got middle. Boomstick at max fire. Dead goes first. 1 2 3 up aaarrrgh. Snipes strong hurt much. Snipe kill is. Guardian is run. Relic is run. Brand is run middle. Boom boom quack. Daughters dead
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I liek te wrprist. He is th hadet bos in te hole game! Ww bout to loose, but ran to up him and poped bubbble. Tis klld wrprist, and I git 320 khovostov
