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Edited by RoseScythe:
12/23/2015 4:05:21 AM
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Beat Oryk, father of Croat. Also 320 Helmet!
Is good time conquer Oryk today.
Fireteam of Titan, Titan, Warlock, Warlock, Hunter, Hunter. Round of last. I jump to tower, full auto on the gun. Ogre is kill but where knight is?
Then death! Architect is give me secret kill.
Is wipe, team say? Is wipe?
But wait! Activate radiant and is rise from ash like phoenik bird. Knight is run. KNIGHT IS RUN! Unable to stop like kamikaze. One, two, three bang is go the gun. Five million shoot him in the hip then run to middle man.
Whoa! Is very close of the call, but no time to calm! Oryk is slam!
Is shoot Oryk in chest and run to blacks. Boom! All go white is like Chernobyl. King of Taken destroy!
What loot is?
[spoiler]320 Helmet and rifle of scout![/spoiler]
Is edit: Thank. Is Gorothog fight more excite. Also loot of 2 times boot. One white. Other black. Also Shard of the Mouldering.
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Nice. Love this
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Loooollllll
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Brilliant , can't wait to read about some more of your exploits of daring do .
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2 RepliesI never understood how this is funny. Humor is subjective, I suppose.
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Variks! Get on the comms, what did he say?!
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Nailed it!
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Nailed it
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Dyslexia slyaedix
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So oddly amusing.
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I'd be honored to have OP on my fireteam. XD
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[quote]But wait! Activate radiant and is rise from ash like phoenik bird. Knight is run. KNIGHT IS RUN! Unable to stop like kamikaze. One, two, three bang goes the gun. Five million shoot him in the hip then run to middle man.[/quote] Nice Beholdo Jolumbo quote there. :p I think I remember you on Battlelog.
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Instant classic post
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Alright, we have a winner! The tower thanks everyone for their participation. These forums will close in 30 seconds. Be sure to return to orbit to collect your winnings.
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Good job OP
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Thanks for the laugh!
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Edited by Smacktivate: 12/21/2015 5:55:34 PMOh my god this is great. I laughed pretty hard. Edit: I've read this three times. It only gets better.
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This post makes me happy in a way I can't even fathom
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I have a friend that calls him "orahx". It's hilarious.
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10/10 best thing I've read all day thank you sir
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"is rise from ash like phoenik bird."
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3 RepliesPlease do not make fun of this poster he was born with only a quarter part of brain he be retarded he knows not what he be saying
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2 Replies[quote]Is shoot Oryk in chest and run to blacks.[/quote]
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Cool story bruh
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Next time I do anything in destiny party chat I will scream with varexy yoda spiel, "MAKE LIKE CHERNOBYL "
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Google Translate just got hacked by Orcs, I think.
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Amazing xD
