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Edited by Dad’s Milk (Timelost):
12/21/2015 2:15:17 AM
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NPCs went into a Rumble match, who would win?
Personally my money's on Variks.
Situation is as follows
*everyone spawns in*
"Dismantle mines yeeeessssss?"
*Cayde-6 has disconnected*
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Variks. First, he can make mines appear. Second, he has a giant metal stick.
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But you don't get it. You can't beat the Crucible if SHAXX IS THE CRUCIBLE!!!
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Sweeping Robot
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3 RepliesThey say one day people saw Shaxx wrestling with an anaconda for half an hour in the tower. Then they figured out he was jerking off. They say Lord Shaxx used to use FoH until he accidentally created the Hellmouth. They say Lord Shaxx's Sunbreaker actually breaks the sun. They say Lord Shaxx used Sunbreaker and wiped the entire map. Then he threw a hammer. They say Lord Shaxx's Ghost died once, then he resurrected it. With a roundhouse punch. They say Lord Shaxx's punch erases even gods from existence. They say Lord Shaxx is an almighty god, yet he chooses to remain in the Tower and train you puny weakling Guardians. If Shaxx is not our god, there is no god.
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There are the people who chose saladin, and then there are the people who are wrong.
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Like u guys know that lord Saladin was the master of zavala and shaxx and he trained them right
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Saladin first then shaxx second.
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Shaxx
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How is Cayde so high on the list? The goofy bastard probably couldn't even take Eris.
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5 RepliesEris would just use some weird big words and everyone would die
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Wheres sweeper bot? Petition for sweeper bot
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Shaxx, Saladin, or cayde
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Lord Saladin definitely Why would shaxx be better
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Cayde, Sally, Or Shaxx.
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Cayde-6 because hes a -blam!-ing awesome and shaxx may be the cruicible guy but he is most likely the person to lose because he would be to cocky
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Shameless self-bump
