originally posted in:Neo Punks
"Expect the unexpected right? Sir, survival is the most important aspect of my life. I wasn't trained to fight fair, i was trained to survive. What would you do to survive?"
English
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"Dude. You think anyone's going to fight fair if you don't? You want a jaeger to step in based on your style of fighting?!"
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"No one fights fair, all they care about is winning. And i care about survival. No one is gonna play fair in this world, so why should i? They can kill me and that is... Undesirable."
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[b]He mists again, standing[/b]
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[b]He gets up, and stares at jt.[/b] "So, what else? Jujitsu?"
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"Drunken Fist"
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[b]He stares at you blankly[/b] "Drunken fist? Whats that?"
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"You stumble around like you're drunk while fighting, to confuse enemies"
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"Oh, okay. So it brings in unpredictability into play? Thats very simple actually... And effective"
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"Exactly. Now, go to punch me, anywhere"
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[b]Staring at you directly in the eyes he punches you in the shoulder.[/b]
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[b]He stumbles to the right quickly, turning and leaning back like a drunkard, elbowing you in the eye[/b]
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[b]He takes the hut and smiles faintly. He examines what he just saw and laughs. Instantly his stance changes and he stumbles and shifts around, movements somewhat fluid but horribly unpredictable, he swipity swoops amd throws blows at you randomly, kicking, punching, headbutting.[/b]
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[b]Knowing the Drunken Fist style well, he dodges and intercepts each blow[/b]
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[i]Fun...[/i] [b]He continues to do the swippity swoop and dipping erratically, still sending blows, even feitan isn't sure whats happening.[/b]
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[b]He eventually starts fighting back, landing a blow to his face, stomach, and balls, due to having more skill, and looking more drunk than a Newfie sailor at a bar on a Friday [/b]
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[b]He takes the hits, still throwing his own at the teacher.[/b]
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[b]He fights back, before eventually putting him in an arm bar[/b]
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[b]He bucks around and gets out of it fairly easily, he drop kicks jt and gets him in a guillotine.[/b]
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[b]He kicks the drop kick away from him; kickception [/b] "Not bad man"
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"Wha- how did you do that? That was... Weird."
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"You learn a lot of shit with my background. Now, launch a punch for my face"
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"Uhh... Okay then." [b]He punches jt in his face careful to avoid the hat and duster.[/b]
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[b]He swiftly grabs his fist, and swerves to the right, pulling his left arm, the one with feitans hand, down, while bringing his right arm to his elbow, pushing up and down, breaking feitans arm[/b]
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[b]Feitan gives a smile, he pulls his arm back and it shifts together, he used TK to do so, looks creepy as hell.[/b] "Hm fun."
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"Yeah. My signature move, unless I'm in a bar. Put me in there and I can do some shit..."