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originally posted in:Neo Punks
12/19/2015 11:50:45 PM
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"You son of a bitch" [i]I said punching him in the arm[/i]
"You asshole."
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[i] He falls over, screaming.[/i] "oh my god my arm, I'm gonna die!!"
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[i]I threw a pillow at his face[/i] "Shut it drama queen."
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[i] He grins, batting the pillow away.[/i] "Everyone's good Renzo. No one got injured while you were surfing and sipping coconut milk through an umbrella straw."
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"God damn it John, I swear to god if you make one more remark." [i]My eyebrow twitched with annoyance [/i]
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"Gonna what? Beat me with a beach towel?" [i] He grins.[/i]
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"I'll choke you out with one."
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[i] He raises his hands.[/i] "Woah there, no need to get violent Renzo. You want a coconut to cool you off?" [i] He vanished from the room and reappears with a coconut.[/i]
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Edited by EvoTymes: 12/20/2015 12:02:35 AM[i]I raised my palm and shot the coconut with a photon laser sending it out an open window. My face had all the seriousness[/i]
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"Woah, no need to go all "Death lasers" on me."
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Edited by EvoTymes: 12/20/2015 12:07:02 AM[i]My hand pointed towards you, the look on my face remained the same. Open palm, the photon laser began to charge [/i]
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"AHHHH!" [i] He screams obnoxiously, throwing his arms over his face and curling into a ball on the floor.[/i] "Oh please big and strong Mr. Renzo, spare me!"
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[i]I shoot him with a photon laser, hitting him in knee as he was in the ball and pushing him back against the wall, leaving a shocking feel as I laughed.[/i]
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"Fùck!" [i] He yells, standing up.[/i] "asshole."
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[i]The leg I shot felt wobbly and seemed he wanted to fall[/i] "I told you." [i]I laughed.[/i]
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[i] He flips you off before a quantum fissure blows up in your face, blowing you back and into the wall.[/i]
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[i]I get blown back into the wall, knocking down a painting but I catch it before it falls[/i] "Okay, now we're even."
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"Indeed young padawan." [i] John says.[/i] "I gotta get going man, I have to get another fücking car." [i] He rolls his eyes.[/i] "That was my baby man."
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"Another car? Damn dude, that sucks. I know a car dealership here, I know the guy. We could go and pick out a car, he's even give you a good price."
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"It's alright man, I think I'm gonna pay a visit to my uncle over in North Carolina. He's got plenty of them, and hopefully he'll have another Charger."
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"Uncle? His name Jacob?"
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"Yeah, that's him. Not my actual uncle, but ya know."
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Edited by EvoTymes: 12/20/2015 12:44:40 AM"Yeah I know what you mean, another friend of the family. Know where I can find Ashley?"
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"Probably at her favorite book store in New York. Need a ride?"
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"I'd appreciate it."
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"Alright." [i] He grabs his arm and teleports to the front of a bookstore in New York, almost getting hit by a taxi, getting the horn blown at him.[/i] "yeah yeah!" [i] John yells before walking in, and they find Ashley browsing a shelf but she doesn't notice.[/i] "Have fun with that Renzo." [i] John falls backwards for no reason, and as he is about to hit the floor he teleports awayz[/i]
