"Can't wait to have my feet on the ground. I've never loved flying."
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"It's overrated, flying. I much prefer the ground because I can have a steady hand to fix shit"
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"I prefer it because if I fit the ground from 5 or 6ft up it'll hurt a hell lot less than 10000ft up."
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"That's true, I'd prefer not to become a stain"
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"I think you'd bounce a bit first. Also, I can't fall into space from the grohnd
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"Why would you bounce?"
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"Just seems like you would. Falling from this height, the whole [i]reaction equals opposite reaction[/i] thing."
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"Whatever man, Fūck scienceL
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"Unless you can make me a combustible fruit. Blow someone's house up with combustible lemons or something." [spoiler]yay references[/spoiler]
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"Well you know what they say. FŪCK YOU LIFE!"
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"Pretty much." He says, laughing
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"Pretty much? Exactly"
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"I feel like every day I look death in the eyes, then proceed to rip his crotch off and hand it to him."
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"I do that to people occasionally"
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"I've wrestled a bear. And a russian. I think the Russian put up a bigger fight
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"Ha!"
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Edited by Lordbakon: 12/19/2015 5:55:34 PM"Im being honest!"
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"I know, sounded a little funny though"
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"Well, Russians ARE crazy."
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"Very true, comrade" [b]he says, swapping the stereotypical Canadian accent for a Russian one jokingly[/b]
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[b][i]He laughs even harder.[/i][/b] "Dude that's spot on."
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"I would hope, now shut up before we launch our nukes"
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[b][i]He shuts up, doing a mock salute, still laughing a bit[/i][/b]
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((End))