There is a reason why JAR JAR speaks the way he does in the episodes 1 and 2.
I have learned that JAR JAR Bink's lines from the first two films are a coded matrix that not only details JAR-JARs eventual ascension into a sith lord, but also describes the plotline of episodes 7,8 and 9.
What does this mean?
It means that sometime during the development of the prequels, JJ Abrams and George Lucas conspired to make the last episodes, with the intention of hiding George's involvement in the biggest franchise disappointment of all time.
Theres more to the matrix but i need help finding the connections.
Take every character from JAR-JAR's dialogue and placed it 64 units a line (no spaces)
Look at the words that emerge diagonally and vertically on the matrix.
The ones that pop out right away:
Dark lord Binks
No Han Solo
Sith Meesa
Luke is Sith
Fnn kill kylo
also are very cryptic phrases that border on edgy and strange.
Robot Sex
Brown saber
Gungun -blam!-
also i discovered some characters will make a sub matrix like
R A A L
M E B A
and repeat itself throughout the matrix
I thinks it's an address for the list of events to come.
another question that stalks me, IS this intentional OR are the pure psychic energies of creativity forming a future reality out of the seemingly random dialogue ?
Here is the .txt so you can try for yourself
Please help me before it it is too late!
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Star-Wars-The-Phantom-Menace.html
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