Example (mine) :
Btchpls, I'm from New York State. 🗽
Spider-Man. 'Nuff said.
Or: Our sewer rats are so big, we can ride them like horses.
Now kill each other.
Cue slo-mo Tarantino-ish movie intro with grandmoms, priests, pregnant women and crazy punk rockers with faces covered in blood, tongues sticking out, scalping victims and guns blazing whilst mid-dive or sliding across car hoods to the theme song:
"War" by Edwin Starr.
Rep your state. Giddit.
*edit: Don't forget to call out your state!
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Texas is so big that you'd never be able to occupy and take over the state. We have a huge military prescence here. Recources out the ass. We're the 8th largest economy IN THE WORLD. Literally all of us have firearms. Come and take it, fuсkers.