originally posted in:Neo Punks
"I just wish people would stop getting such a hard-on for Legolas. We get it. He's cool."
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"Personally I found Sam better. He puts up with all of frodos shit"
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"Yeah! He's just so innocent and adorable."
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"Ah, I've always found Gimli a bit better."
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She laughs. "Yeah. Same here."
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"The dwarf that plays a comic role in a serious movie. What's not to love?"
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She laughs harder. "Not loving him is a sin."
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"I know right!"
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Edited by Valkyrie 497: 12/18/2015 11:00:35 PM"I love that improv scene where he and Legolas get into a drinking contest. It's just so funny." [spoiler]This is me IRL.[/spoiler]
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"Yeah. You seen some of the memes online before?"
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"Seen some? I [i]made[/i] some."
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"Damn. Look, this is going to sound odd, but you ever read the fanfictions? Not the cringeworthy ones, but the actually decent ones?"
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"Yeah, actually. I wrote some fanfiction myself, actually. I did a series of them for Transformers."
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"Really? I've made a few. Some I'd really not prefer to go into detail about"
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"Being familiar with the whole thing, I can understand. There were some things that just don't deserve the light of day."
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"Agreed"
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She walks over to the shelf and picks up a Japanese Type 30 bayonet. [spoiler]Look it up. My grandparents have two of them. "Trophies of war." Really cool.[/spoiler]
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"God damn, that thing looks sharp"
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"It is. And it's old. All the way from World War 2. Japanese bayonet. Been passed between generations in my family."
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"Holy Fūck"
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"Yeah. We had an old World War 2 British gun, but my great-great-grandmother sold it."
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"Well that sucks"
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"Tell me about it. At least she sold it to a museum."
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"Well, it's beauty can be preserved almost as well as yours"
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Giggling, she shoves Natalie playfully. "I'm almost the same age as you, jerk."
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"I'm 20, how old are you?" [b]She says, smiling[/b]