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Edited by R-E-D-C-E-L-L:
12/18/2015 10:21:26 AM
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Civil War. Why does your home state kick other stateses' arses?
Example (mine) :
Btchpls, I'm from New York State. 🗽
Spider-Man. 'Nuff said.
Or: Our sewer rats are so big, we can ride them like horses.
Now kill each other.
Cue slo-mo Tarantino-ish movie intro with grandmoms, priests, pregnant women and crazy punk rockers with faces covered in blood, tongues sticking out, scalping victims and guns blazing whilst mid-dive or sliding across car hoods to the theme song:
"War" by Edwin Starr.
Rep your state. Giddit.
*edit: Don't forget to call out your state!
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2 RepliesIm from texas... Gg
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2 RepliesTexas is so big that you'd never be able to occupy and take over the state. We have a huge military prescence here. Recources out the ass. We're the 8th largest economy IN THE WORLD. Literally all of us have firearms. Come and take it, fuсkers.
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5 RepliesEdited by An Aids quilt: 12/18/2015 5:27:56 AMColorado we have weed rednecks and hipsters[spoiler]shit[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI'm from Florida and everyone in Florida is a murderous psychopath
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Tennessee. We have drugs, crips, the Mississippi river access, tons of celebrity endorsement, country music, guns, Andrew -blam!-ing Jackson, and mistreated horses that rock that thot walk.
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Kansas- stay out of our corn fields or we just might start another children of the corn. DISCLAIMER: all of kansas is a corn field, better watch your step
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2 RepliesCalifornia Battleship Iowa, cyber war, large population, And most of all, Trump free state
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Cali, just swarm the others with our overpopulation
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2 RepliesOhio because we have... Uh... We have somethings... Uh... [spoiler]lebron?[/spoiler]
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One of our ski areas has the most snow in the country...
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2 RepliesNew England is like Russia[spoiler]if you attack during winter your f[u]u[/u]cked[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMaryland has money and access to many government agencies. Maryland income wise is the wealthiest state in the country. We also have the naval academy.
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1 ReplyI'm from Michigan so we have most of the major canals coming From our lakes
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Kansas has meth and wheat.
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Edited by pValue2010: 12/18/2015 4:17:07 PMTax-free shopping.
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1 ReplyArizona: We'll throw you down the Grand Canyon OR just leave you out in the middle of the desert.
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2 RepliesWe will use our marijuana smoke to weaken the enemies before sending in the air strikes.
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2 RepliesEdited by Beeburrito: 12/18/2015 3:41:39 PMWe'll just give our enemies weed so they're too high to mount an offensive
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Edited by Cinnie: 12/18/2015 6:47:25 PMWe've got beer, tractors and rednecks with guns. [spoiler]texas ftw.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWe will harness and weaponize the power of our winter and destroy you all
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Edited by car15: 12/18/2015 6:30:37 PMLouisiana has Mardi Gras, jazz, excellent food, beautiful French & Spanish architecture, the awesome World War II museum, and a laid-back attitude towards life in general. Oh, and you can walk down the street with open containers of alcohol without breaking the law. (That last one surprised me when I learned that you couldn't do it in most states. Y'all are backwards.)
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1 ReplyAlabama has nice trees. That's all.
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1 ReplyBritain ruled you once and it will rule you again.
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2 RepliesWe'll bring Buford Pusser, Alvin York, and Andrew Jackson back to life and rule the world. Try to guess. Answer: [spoiler]Tennessee[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyStrength in numbers. California solos.
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5 RepliesWell, I'm from Detroit soooo...
