STORY OF A THING THERE WAS THIS SKRUB NAEMD BOB BOB WAS SUCH A SKRUB NOT EVEN HIS MUM COULD LOVE HIM HE WAS PATHETIC BUT ONE DAY... boob: herpderp going to school meaney hed: woh dere m8 gime ur money Bob: no head: *punch* boB: ow ok man take it e-z he'd: that's what I thought loser anD AS BOB WATCHED THE MEANY HED TAKE HIS MONEY, AN ANGER ROSE. Bob: hey stupid! hed: u wot m8 boOB: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM he'd: yeh ur a loser Bob: NO Bob: MY NAME IS... and as he spOKE, HE FLEXED HIS DONGER SO MIGHTILY, HIS ENTIRE BODY GOT BUFF! john CeNA(boob) JOHN CENA! a dank th(meme) played, announcing the arrival of the CENA. head: holy moly m808 Im sry here add me on steam and join my clan Bob CENa: NOT EVEN GABE CAN SAVE YOU NOW. Bob's donger flexed in the form of a sniper rifle, and with great haste he flexed its trigger and NOSCOPED the shit out of the meany head. meany: ahh! The meany head falls. Bob struts himself and his mighty donger into the school. He 360 piggybacks the principal, because he can. princiPAL: i am honored lad ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ joHn: u betur bee Bob cums into the classroom, his donger at full flexing capacity. Teacher: h-how lewd! Young man, flex your dong somewhere else! Hawt grills: no no Mrs. Pegboy let him flex it al day long ( ͡°• ͜ʖ• ͡°) teacher: oh alrite ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Bob get all the bicthes The end [spoiler]i am not responsible if you got cancer from reading this.[/spoiler]

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I like my baby steaks like my treasure... [b]Rare[/b]

Good name choice!

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