[quote]"Are you [i]bored[/i] of Destiny's never-ending level grind? [i]Horrified[/i] at the thought of being outlevelled and [i]left behind[/i] by your friends? Or maybe, you just enjoy the feeling of [i]instant gratification[/i]. No matter where you fall, the critically acclaimed developers at Bungie Studios has you covered with the NEW "Instant Level Pack" for Destiny! With this amazing package, you can skip a majority of the base game's now worthless content, and jump head first into Destiny's newest adventure, [i]The Taken King[/i]! This AMAZING package will jump your chosen characters* to level 25, and enable faster class skill gains! WOW! And for the low price of $30 per package**, you only need to spend a fraction of the game's cost to attain these amazing benefits! AREN'T WE NICE TO YOU? So order your package now, and BECUM LEGUMES!
*Only one consumable per character. Bungie is not responsible for the deletion of characters, and will not return or refund purchased items in this scenario.
**Plus tax. Plus Activision blood offering.[/quote]
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And the sad part was that the Desticles will defend Bungie doing shit like this with microtransactions.