You approach Xur Xur: HoHoHo Guardian! Care for a gift? You: Ehh, sure, why not? You take the gift and open it, inside you hear... Rahool: Taking care of those engrams, Guardian? You panic, you pull your ghost out, he becomes Rahool Rahool: Any engrams today? You: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Xur watches in his costume, a smirk barely becoming visible, as you hear from him the theme music of the Grinch Xur: You're a mean one, Mister Wicked... You become doomed for eternity...