"No sir, not one for the drink... Promised not to touch that... Mother problems. But thank you anyways... So, how many stars do you have sir?"
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"I've ascended military service. A couple thousand" [b]He says bluntly[/b] [spoiler]Oh, and join the group "New Terran Republic" to speak in our chat, get to know some of the others[/spoiler]
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[b]He chokes and his eyes widen.[/b] "Shiiiit. How in the hell? You are waaaay too legit"
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[b]He opens a large portal the size of you a few feet away, and inside you spot the red, flaming grounds of hell, and it changes to a purple void of nothingness [/b] "My lands, and my house"
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[b]He smiles.[/b] " holy shit... Thats amazing...."
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"Perks of being the God of death" [b]He says, smiling[/b]
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[b]His smile widens[/b] " oh man, this is too good. How did a god come to work with humans?"
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"I died working for these people, and fog godship due to my glory as a fighter, and being Cthulhu's adopted brother"
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" lord cthulu? Holy shiiiiiiit this is wayy to -blam!-ing awesome..."
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"Indeed it is, young one. How old are you anyways?"
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"20 sir... Why?"
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"Curiosity. I'm 36"
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"Dont look a day past 23..."
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"I died years ago, that may be why"
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"Hmmm thats pretty legit. Dying must've been fun"
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"Fūck no"
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"Hmm thats too bad. Then it must've been horrid"
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"Damn straight"
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"Other than that. Whats good bruh"
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"Shit man, enjoying a drink"
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"Niiiiice."