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Edited by mycatsonmylap:
12/14/2015 1:12:48 PM
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I'm the fastest racer!!? (I'm not the fastest)SPARROW DEAD
Edit 7.
You go back to work after some days off and BOOM. You're no longer the fastest.....
Edit 6
I found a dead sparrow outside. Illuminati confirmed. My hunter denounced his guardian status. He is now a space cowboy.
Im pretty sure I'm currently one of the fastest drivers.
I can do venus under 4:20 at will
RACE TIME NOT LAP DUMMIES
Were are the top dogs?
Edit1
If you think you might be faster than me, get in line, and sign.
If there is no official standings by the end of the weekend. We have our own underground tournament.
"Underground sparrow racing presents"
A DKDK PRODUCTION
"the braggers ball"
Sign below if your true Grand prix.
EDIT 2
100 replies and I screenshot my logbook
Edit 3
You might have had a fast race against weak competitors, that means nothing in the big league SRL races.
Edit 4
According to some 3rd party site that tracks these magical stats I'm not the fastest. However it doesn't take into account that.
IM THE BEST RACER.
Edit 5
IF ITS NOT OFFICIAL LOGBOOK TIMES GTFO. 3rd party websites can lick my balls.
IF YOU DIDNT PAY 10 THAN YOUR NOT IN THE OFFICIAL RUNNING. YOUR JUST A FAST AMATEUR
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1 ReplyEdited by Smashey9: 12/11/2015 8:36:16 PMI don't even understand how some people are so fast. I'm usually top 3 and it's always a battle and everyone within a second of each other. But once awhile there is one guy who finishes 20 seconds ahead of everyone. I make my turns. I use my laterals to boost me around corners. I hit the shortcuts. I hit the important gates and don't go for out of the way ones. I do tricks on jumps. And I feel I race pretty smooth and good. My highest time on venus is 426. And I see people that have done it in under 4. Really don't see what I can do better to be that much faster. 30 seconds is huge
