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Edited by mycatsonmylap:
12/14/2015 1:12:48 PM
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I'm the fastest racer!!? (I'm not the fastest)SPARROW DEAD
Edit 7.
You go back to work after some days off and BOOM. You're no longer the fastest.....
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I found a dead sparrow outside. Illuminati confirmed. My hunter denounced his guardian status. He is now a space cowboy.
Im pretty sure I'm currently one of the fastest drivers.
I can do venus under 4:20 at will
RACE TIME NOT LAP DUMMIES
Were are the top dogs?
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If you think you might be faster than me, get in line, and sign.
If there is no official standings by the end of the weekend. We have our own underground tournament.
"Underground sparrow racing presents"
A DKDK PRODUCTION
"the braggers ball"
Sign below if your true Grand prix.
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100 replies and I screenshot my logbook
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You might have had a fast race against weak competitors, that means nothing in the big league SRL races.
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According to some 3rd party site that tracks these magical stats I'm not the fastest. However it doesn't take into account that.
IM THE BEST RACER.
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IF ITS NOT OFFICIAL LOGBOOK TIMES GTFO. 3rd party websites can lick my balls.
IF YOU DIDNT PAY 10 THAN YOUR NOT IN THE OFFICIAL RUNNING. YOUR JUST A FAST AMATEUR
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I did Venus in 3:58
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1 ReplyEdited by ImagineGoingPositive: 12/12/2015 4:31:09 AMI've got 4:05 😂 nice try but 3rd parties don't count. Last time I checked my time was top 40
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2 RepliesHow do you get the momentum emblem
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I think my fastest venus time was 409 and/or 413
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You think your fast? It only took me 3 years to finish getting on my sparrow.
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Edited by CapnHook69: 12/11/2015 6:22:35 PMI think I could beat that, my fastest Venus time is 4:23 and that was on my tumblr with only 150 speed
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1 ReplyYou placed 3rd in one of your races. So no.
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4 Repliesi have no idea, since i wont pay 10 bucks to track my progress ^^
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Beat venus at 4:17. Pretty proud of it
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Edited by Sevencron: 12/11/2015 8:27:19 PMMy fastest time 4:17 (#9,547) Fastest time I've seen so far 4:12
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1 ReplyEdited by Smashey9: 12/11/2015 8:36:16 PMI don't even understand how some people are so fast. I'm usually top 3 and it's always a battle and everyone within a second of each other. But once awhile there is one guy who finishes 20 seconds ahead of everyone. I make my turns. I use my laterals to boost me around corners. I hit the shortcuts. I hit the important gates and don't go for out of the way ones. I do tricks on jumps. And I feel I race pretty smooth and good. My highest time on venus is 426. And I see people that have done it in under 4. Really don't see what I can do better to be that much faster. 30 seconds is huge
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Campus Martius 4:31.544 Ranked #4,700 Infinite Descent 4:13.024 Ranked #2,616
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1 Reply4 mins and 7 secs
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Edited by ItsSwigOfJack: 12/11/2015 9:09:22 PMMy best is 4:25.58 for venus but 4:09.08 on Mars
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2 RepliesYou are a Self Proclaimed IDIOT! Put the controller down and go play in the street! A busy one...
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1 ReplyYou must be using a dead orbit sparrow. No one runs away faster than they do. And a real racer knows how to hide on the floor board of their buddy's truck so that they don't have to pay the gate fee.
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I got 4:14.648 on venus :)
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1 Reply4:20 Mars 4:04 Venus
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4 RepliesI ain't going to waist 14 bucks on a in game book
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6 RepliesEdited by Spawn_osk: 12/11/2015 8:34:26 PMNot bad...but hardly the fastest!!!! Your stats: Campus Martius 4:33.789 Best Time 71 Best Gates [b]Ranked #11,188[/b] Infinite Descent 4:16.918 Best Time 65 Best Gates [b]Ranked #9,768[/b] https://guardian.gg You will be 'the fastest' once you beat [b]3:55[/b] :D
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Venus in 4:17 Mars in 4:33 im in top 7000.
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1 ReplyBruh I can do Venus In under 4 laps
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1 ReplyI'm the best at getting second place
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5 Replies3:56 on Venus.... 4:01 in Mars
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1 ReplyThere is an official ranking on guardian.gg
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2 RepliesI think I'm faster than you
