[quote]For all other Tower High posts, you can find them linked on the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Overview Post[/url].[/quote]
[b]Ikora[/b]: Alright students, everyone sit down and take your seats. Now, before we begin, I'd like to pass out this week's notes. We will be moving on to Trigonometry before the end of the quarter.
For starters, let's begin with a warm up! Solve the equation on the board for the value of Cosine X.
[i]The students all get to work.[/i]
[b]Flint[/b]: Hey, Solis.
[b]Solis[/b]: Not now, Flint, I am trying to concentrate on the task at hand.
[b]Flint[/b]: Oh, okay.
[i]They get back to working quietly.[/i]
[b]Flint[/b]: ......hey Solis.
[b]Solis[/b] [i](frustrated)[/i]: ....yes, Flint, what is it?
[b]Flint[/b]: .........
[b]Solis[/b]: ..........
[b]Flint[/b]: ......HI.
[b]Solis[/b]: PLEASE. FLINT. Just let me get back to the assignment. I don't want a bucket-load of homework piled up to do tonight.
[b]Flint[/b]: Alright, sorry.
[i]They silently return back to work.[/i]
[b]Flint[/b]: ........hey Solis.
[b]Solis[/b]: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
[b]Flint[/b]: I was just wondering if you could help me with the math problem. I forgot my calculator at home.
[b]Solis[/b]: Oh.... Well alright then.
[b]Flint[/b]: Okay, what do you get when you divide 90.9 by a thousand?
[i]Solis grabs his calculator.[/i]
[b]Solis[/b]: Ummm..... About 9.09 percent. Why?
[b]Flint[/b]: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[b]Solis[/b]: .........I f*cking hate you.
[b]Storm[/b]: DONE. The answer is 0.9786!
[b]Ikora[/b]: Well done, Storm! Now, can anyone solve the equation for TanX, as well?
[i]Taniks raises his hand and slowly rises from his seat.[/i]
[b]Taniks[/b]: Never...
[b]Ikora[/b]: .....what?
[b]Taniks[/b]: Because TanX has no hou–
[b]Ikora[/b]: Sit the f*ck back down.
[i]Taniks slowly sinks back into his seat.[/i]
[b]Ikora[/b]: Let's just move on to the homewo–
[b]Bubbles[/b]: MRS. REY, QUESTION. BUBBLES.
[b]Ikora[/b]: It's Ms. Rey, if you don't mind. Nonetheless, how may I help?
[b]Bubbles[/b] [i](holding out his paper)[/i]: I'm confused.
[i]Ikora takes a look.[/i]
[b]Ikora[/b]: Come now, I'm sure it's not that ba– what is this.
[i]Ikora holds the paper out for Bubbles to see.[/i]
[b]Bubbles[/b]: What?
[b]Ikora[/b]: You wrote B for almost every single question.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: That's just what Cayde told me. He said "Always remember, Bubbles! When in doubt, B!"
[b]Ikora[/b]: But you drew a picture of a Triceratops for number 7.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Yes.
[b]Ikora[/b]: .........
[b]Bubbles[/b]: ........
[b]Ikora[/b]: ......Bubbles, let's start out with something simple, okay? I'm sure not even you could screwit up.
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Kay.
[b]Ikora[/b]: Bubbles, Johnny has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?
[b]Bubbles[/b]: Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.
[b]Ikora[/b]: What is wrong with you?
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TanX joke was the best 10/10
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[quote][quote] [i]While Saladin is crying, Cayde takes the chance to draw a large "B" on the back of the Titan's head with a sharpie.[/i][/quote]
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This is actually gold. You have to get paid for this I burst out laughing multiple times great work
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[b]Salad[/b]in=Vegetarian. I just made the connection.
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[b]Taniks[/b]: Never... [b]Ikora[/b]: .....what? [b]Taniks[/b]: Because TanX has no house] [spoiler]TanX has no house, lololol.[/spoiler] [b]Ikora[/b]: ......Bubbles, let's start out with something simple, okay? I'm sure not even YOU could fu– I mean SCREW it up. [b]Bubbles[/b]: Kay. [b]Ikora[/b]: Bubbles, Johnny has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? [b]Bubbles[/b]: Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes. [b]Ikora[/b]: WHAT THE F– [spoiler]HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH[/spoiler] [b]Saladin[/b]: What do you mean "we're out of salad"? [b]Eris[/b]: There's no more left. [b]Saladin[/b]: That's nonsense! I demand my daily nutritional value! [b]Eris[/b]: Look, pal, it's not my problem that you've got a fetish for grass. Should've picked a better diet. [b]Saladin[/b]: Diet? DIET?! [b]Cayde[/b]: Uh oh. [b]Saladin[/b]: THAT IS SOME MIGHTY FINE TALK COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO EATS ABOUT THREE STACKS OF BLACK WAX EVERY DAY! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME JAPANESE KARATE TEACHER WHO FORGOT THE WAX-OFF STEP IN HER TRAINING SESSION?! YOU DISGUST ME! [b]Cayde[/b][i] (in the background)[/i]: Damn right. [b]Eris[/b]: Saladin, please, just calm do– [b]Saladin[/b]: NO! NO MORE! NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL!!! [i]Saladin bursts into tears. Cayde is patting his back.[/i] [b]Cayde[/b]: It's alright man, I'm here. [b]Saladin[/b]: It's so hard for me.....The lettuce... It's just........ So.......GREEN. [b]Cayde[/b]: When in doubt man, B. When in doubt, B. [i]While Saladin is crying, Cayde takes the chance to draw a large "B" on the back of the Titan's head with a sharpie.[/i][/quote] [spoiler]Saladin crying over salad, someone help me. [/spoiler]
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pTaRq7Ub2W4/hqdefault.jpg Posted this in overview. Just thought thought I'd post it here.
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The smarties part with bubbles made me laugh so hard that my mom questioned if I was actually doing HW or not
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That Taniks joke..
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Please stop
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The taniks and saladass/saladin jokes killed me
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So.....its past Saturday..... Where is it? I SWEAR IF YOU CANCELLED ANYTHING... -[i]The guy with no house.[/i]
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I come back every once and a while to read this one. It's my favorite one of all time.
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[b]Saladin[/b]: THAT IS SOME MIGHTY FINE TALK COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO EATS ABOUT THREE STACKS OF BLACK WAX EVERY DAY! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME JAPANESE KARATE TEACHER WHO FORGOT THE WAX-OFF STEP IN HER TRAINING SESSION?! YOU DISGUST ME! I died XD
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Damnit, you made me lol. Now my fam is staring at me weird.
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Me and eris are no longer on Sunday raking terms
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That jab at the update mistake though
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Eris was a perfect choice for the cafeteria lady.
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[b]Ikora[/b]: Well done, Storm! Now, can anyone solve the equation for TanX, as well? [i]Taniks raises his hand and slowly rises from his seat.[/i] [b]Taniks[/b]: Never... [b]Ikora[/b]: .....what? [b]Taniks[/b]: Because TanX has no hou– [b]Ikora[/b]: Sit the f*ck back down.
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[quote] [b]Bubbles[/b]: Kay. [b]Ikora[/b]: Bubbles, Johnny has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? [b]Bubbles[/b]: Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes. [b]Ikora[/b]: WHAT THE F---i][/quote] Omfg XD
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OMFG THIS IS JUST..
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One word. Perfect.
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[quote]Ikora: Bubbles, Johnny has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Bubbles: Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.[/quote] I choked.
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What the fuk? This is adorable!
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Ikora: are you positive on that answer DINO: HIV negetive mam Whole class laughs
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