"Faster. We can win!"
Dude. It's the final lap, we're dead last, and the guy in fifth is at least seven seconds ahead of us. In what freakin' universe are we winning?
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To be honest, I've only ever finished last twice out of forty-some-odd races (quite possibly more, I don't keep track), and that was down to bad luck/stupidity. Even the two races where I deliberately took it slow so as to not crash for the "don't wreck" section of the S-Class licence got me a 4th-5th place finish. But the idea that "we can win" when we start lap 3 several seconds behind the guy in fifth just...I dunno. Tried for humor, obviously failed. Meh.
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I died 6 times one game and somehow managed to win, -blam!-ing scrubs
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Edited by Aulakauss: 12/10/2015 11:21:53 PMIn an infinite number of possible universes, you've got to be winning at least one. ..Of course this also means that in one of them you're equally likely to be running naked through the Tower pelvic-thrusting at people in the M-rated version of the game that the Bungie in Universe #89479 made.
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[quote]In an infinite number of possible universes, you've got to be winning at least one. ..Of course this also means that in one of them you're equally likely to be running naked through the Tower pelvic-thrusting at people in the M-rated version of the game that the Bungie in Universe #89479 made.[/quote] I wonder if that universe's destiny turned out like the one from the old vidocs lol
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[quote]In an infinite number of possible universes, you've got to be winning at least one. ..Of course this also means that in one of them you're equally likely to be running naked through the Tower pelvic-thrusting at people in the M-rated version of the game that the Bungie in Universe #89479 made.[/quote] lol
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They could all push each other off a cliff. You never know.
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Edited by JetEyeKnight: 12/10/2015 8:01:38 PMOnce I started the race 18 seconds behind everyone, and I came back to win with some luck. Remember person in last place gets the largest gates.
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I did that lol the countdown was going and I knocked my drink over, took like 15 seconds to clean it up before I got back going, I was 4th by the end of the lap lol