I just watched the 2015 YouTube Rewind and I was immediately strict down with 8 different kinds of cancer.
Pray for me
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#CutforDolph
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I hope it's terminal.
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Press B to Blow. One Blow = One more cancer
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The Dolphinia is the shitposthouse of the cell.
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TdhKzXrKS8o/hqdefault.jpg
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-blam!- culture but seriously YouTube is filled with gay people just watch leafy is beefy [spoiler]hisssss[/spoiler]
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Wun lick = wun prayer
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That shit gets cringier and cringier every year.
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Sorry if it's not b8. So sorry. Not religious, but you have my prayers
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I was diagnosed with stage 2 Desticular Cancer
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A rewind is only as good as the memes of the year. 2015 was not a good year for memes.
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*opens up video, watches first minute* *gets bored of it* *skips to farther in* *black man on a dolphin diving into the ocean* i cri evrytiem
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Hitler didn't do his job right.
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Press F to pay respects.
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Edited by iInfinityLimit: 12/12/2015 3:58:39 AMFight on fellow human... Fight on (~_~)/
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Edited by NotCanon: 12/12/2015 1:58:08 AMWhen it started the whip I killed my computer And bleached my eyes and brain
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That... Was so cringeworthy..... That was our year huh...... Wow.
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Was that suppose to be funny, not a waste of time, and something in which I should have recognized people?
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ALL HAIL THE GREAT CHINESE CHEESE BISCUIT
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Pls. No mor
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[i]"Rip in peece dolfin u wer my favrit fish"[/i]
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Edited by timelordlogan: 12/11/2015 4:54:12 AM"It was at that moment, when I knew, that our world had descended too far down to be saved. All of this filth in the airwaves, it couldn't be saved. no one could save it. But we could cleanse it, we [b]would[/b] cleanse it, not because we wanted to, but because we had to, for this is our divine quest, to purge the world of this evil, and to secure a better future, but it all starts with us, here, making the choice to say "enough is enough" and doing something about it. Let history know, that it was this video, this culture, these people, that caused the downfall of human civilization. And when the world falls, we will be the ones to pick it up again, and we will tell the children the stories, the horrors we saw, the evils we endured, but one story, we shall tell them without ceasing" [spoiler]Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air[/spoiler]
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The. Fûck. Did I just watch.
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YOU ARE AWAITED IN VALHALLA!