So lemme get this straight... You have an omnipresent observation based ability and all you do is sit on your ass and judge people?
You don't stop bombers, you don't find kidnapping victims, you don't prevent governmental corruption schemes, you just sit there and determine if people should get gifts. You unhelpful judgmental prick.
At least Krampus does something about wrongdoers. Unlike you, you obese diabetic pedophile.
You just sit there and mark uncle Al on your naughty list while he runs away with someone's kid. Then you make sure he's on the naughty list because f[i]u[/i]cking kids needs to be checked twice for naughtiness.
That being said I bet Santa doesn't get any presents himself, for breaking and entering, child molestation, robbery and unlawful surveillance.
... Sigh* Alright I'm done. Have a happy holiday.
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You gonna stop hating now?
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Someone needs a visit from three ghosts
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[quote]Someone needs a visit from three ghosts[/quote]
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[quote][quote]Someone needs a visit from three ghosts[/quote][/quote]
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Someone is a scrooge. [spoiler]Krampus is going to find you[/spoiler]
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My children will be told of Krampus. Santa will be fictional but Krampus shall be real.
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You just gave me the biggest of inspirations yet
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Wow. Parenting at its finest.
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[quote]Wow. Parenting at its finest.[/quote]