Well at least the coal will serve as a cauterize for when you try to take a bite of my cookies and I kobe the coal off your stomach into your mouth
English
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I'd rather use a steak made of your spleen <3
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But then word will spread that SANTA -blam!- A GUY AND COOKED HIS SPLEEN FOR DINNER AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF NAUGHTY GIRL FUN
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Not if nobody hears you scream