Why is Santa always jolly?
[spoiler]He knows where all the naughty girls are[/spoiler]
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Always too nice! What do you want for Christmas this year? ☺️
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Is world peace too much to ask for?
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That is something you must pursue on your own. I cannot help with that.
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I don't think one person can achieve world peace, and if that's the case, we've had some pretty awful predecessors, or we're all missing something obvious.
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lol rip
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Can't spell therapist without rapist
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This is true
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So true.[spoiler]realized that today. No where better to put that[/spoiler]
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This is also true XD congrats. You did it
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Big Johnny is a fgt. Sorry Therapist.
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To each their own
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I cry every time
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SAVAGE!
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You sure about that?
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Yes, including you.
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DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT MY NAME IS
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It's called cat fishing, something we both know you're good at.
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You cat fish around 4 year old girls when they are sleeping
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Only one day a year.
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You have tried to contact me multiple times this past week as I recall (btw anyone that is stalking this convo, this is all a joke XD) we know each other in real life
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I didn't hear you complain.
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YOU SAID YOU VISIT GIRLS ONCE A YEAR XD XD IM A GUY. Trust me I have bodily evidence
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I can fix that problem.
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Trust me it won't fix anything. And I'd like to keep my thing where it is thank you very much
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You're no fun.