SCREW THOSE SATAN INFUSED SPINNING DEATH BLADES AKA THE FANS ON THE CAMPAS MARTIUS. THEY ARE THE VERY EMBODIMENT OF PURE EVIL. THE ABSORBE FUN AND DO NOTHING NOT CAUSE THE END OF CAREERS AND FRIENDSHIPS 0/10 WOULDN'T PLAY AGAIN. NERF THE FANS BUNGEE. DO IT FOR YOUR FANS [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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LOUD NOISES!