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12/9/2015 8:05:19 AM
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>is God for a day
>makes day's end when I want
>now is God forever
>fuсk with random people for no reason
>Beth has good grades
>makes Beth a druggie
>parents disown Beth because drugs r bad
>make Beth super rich and successful
>parents regret disowning Beth
>parents taught lesson
>Beth becomes president
>she orders her parents executed
>I laugh
>her parents r rip
>Beth starts WW3
>am like oh shit
>save my family cuz am God
>Beth wins WW3
>Beth now controls world
>i go down to congratulate Beth
>Beth says thx
>I'm like its no big deal
>goes back to doing God shit
>Beth eventually dies a peaceful death from natural causes and her kids follow in her footsteps
>am proud of Beth
>makes sure Beth is never forgotten
[b]END.[/b]
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[quote]>is God for a day >makes day's end when I want >now is God forever >fuсk with random people for no reason >Linda has good grades >makes Linda the chosen one >parents disown Linda because they support ISIS >make Linda super rich and successful >parents regret disowning Linda >parents taught lesson >Linda becomes president >she orders her parents executed >I laugh >her parents r rip >Linda attacks ISIS >am like oh shit >save my family cuz am God >Linda burns ISIS >Linda now controls world >i go down to congratulate Linda >Linda says thx >I'm like its no big deal >goes back to doing God shit >Linda eventually dies a peaceful death from natural causes and her kids follow in her footsteps >am proud of linda >makes sure linda is never forgotten [b]END.[/b][/quote] Fixed
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Beth is best
