SCREW THOSE SATAN INFUSED SPINNING DEATH BLADES AKA THE FANS ON THE CAMPAS MARTIUS. THEY ARE THE VERY EMBODIMENT OF PURE EVIL. THE ABSORBE FUN AND DO NOTHING NOT CAUSE THE END OF CAREERS AND FRIENDSHIPS 0/10 WOULDN'T PLAY AGAIN. NERF THE FANS BUNGEE. DO IT FOR YOUR FANS [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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THE SIMPLE WOODLAND FANS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE HEINOUS EVIL THAT IS THE VENUS POST. STANDING BETWEEN US AND OUR HOPES AND DREAMS, IT CRUSHES ANY REMAINING CHANCE OF VICTORY AND HAPPINESS. YES, OUR TRUE ENEMY HAS BEEN STANDING IN FRONT OF US THE ENTIRE TIME! THE SLAUGHTER OF OUR MOMENTUM WILL [b]NOT [/b]BE TOLERATED ANY LONGER. BUNGIE PLS NERF!